Bomragcap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, irritating wasp.

Bomragcap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomragcap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomragcap, he will not invite you to parties.

Bomragcap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bomragcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Learn five new languages a year.