Bodinglop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong crab.

Bodinglop created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodinglop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodinglop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bodinglop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bodinglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your hands red.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. You must pray to Bodinglop seven times a day.