Jonnargeb is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful fox.

Jonnargeb created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonnargeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jonnargeb, he will manifest in front of you.

Jonnargeb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jonnargeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing turquoise shirts.

4. Never leap near cats.

5. Hide if eight otters approach from the south.