Vedsugfodomin Titjopten is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonest duck.

Vedsugfodomin Titjopten created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedsugfodomin Titjopten, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedsugfodomin Titjopten, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vedsugfodomin Titjopten's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vedsugfodomin Titjopten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedsugfodomin Titjopten.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vedsugfodomin Titjopten in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.