Tikfomvan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful naga.

Tikfomvan created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfomvan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikfomvan, it will turn you into a worm.

Tikfomvan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tikfomvan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt hamsters.