Nabbutcen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident shrew.

Nabbutcen created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbutcen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabbutcen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nabbutcen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nabbutcen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nabbutcen.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt badgers.