Bungutsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm elephant.

Bungutsig created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungutsig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bungutsig, it will turn you into a tree.

Bungutsig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bungutsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Bungutsig on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear white jumpers.