Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured toad.

Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cudbotmabtabjadfitfub first in all things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.