Davbenvad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil gerbil.

Davbenvad created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davbenvad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davbenvad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Davbenvad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Davbenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never play with disobedient children.