Bodtinhin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident toad.

Bodtinhin created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bodtinhin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodtinhin, she will send you a sign.

Bodtinhin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bodtinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never think about spacetime.