Mipfabbog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing badger.

Mipfabbog created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfabbog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipfabbog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mipfabbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mipfabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. You must pray to Mipfabbog five times a day.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.