Vadgemnell is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair seal.

Vadgemnell created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadgemnell, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadgemnell, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vadgemnell's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vadgemnell's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.