Quatfubnil is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, annoying rat.

Quatfubnil created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatfubnil, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatfubnil, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quatfubnil's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Quatfubnil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatfubnil.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.