Nigontdam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful guinea pig.

Nigontdam created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigontdam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nigontdam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nigontdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nigontdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.