Gebnart is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful crocodile.

Gebnart created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebnart, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gebnart's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gebnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help geese.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.