Gabsitcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful shark.

Gabsitcid created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabsitcid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gabsitcid, it will turn you into a slug.

Gabsitcid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gabsitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near rats while wearing mauve scarves and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Retreat if four bats approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if seven moths approach from the east.