Cepditvid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient shrew.

Cepditvid created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepditvid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepditvid, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cepditvid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cepditvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four mites in a large pit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never bounce in holy places.