Stertonzigkin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair alligator.

Stertonzigkin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stertonzigkin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stertonzigkin, it will come to you in dreams.

Stertonzigkin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stertonzigkin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hop in the presence of mites.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.