Rigcetbegnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient raccoon.

Rigcetbegnarl created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcetbegnarl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rigcetbegnarl, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rigcetbegnarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rigcetbegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rigcetbegnarl.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Rigcetbegnarl on top of important buildings.

3. Put Rigcetbegnarl first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.