Gentadbuscipbidyartgudflan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish armadillo.

Gentadbuscipbidyartgudflan created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gentadbuscipbidyartgudflan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gentadbuscipbidyartgudflan, he will curse you with boils.

Gentadbuscipbidyartgudflan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gentadbuscipbidyartgudflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing fawn rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

5. Never mention mice.