Tonknutgarrenceprapwipnab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying wasp.

Tonknutgarrenceprapwipnab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonknutgarrenceprapwipnab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonknutgarrenceprapwipnab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tonknutgarrenceprapwipnab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tonknutgarrenceprapwipnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if five mice approach from the east.

3. Never run in the presence of shrews.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.