Cappigtin Tarfobzog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy jellyfish.

Cappigtin Tarfobzog created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cappigtin Tarfobzog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cappigtin Tarfobzog, it will turn you into a plant.

Cappigtin Tarfobzog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cappigtin Tarfobzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.