Dudfemtinxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive dryad.

Dudfemtinxin created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfemtinxin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudfemtinxin, it will think nothing of it.

Dudfemtinxin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dudfemtinxin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dudfemtinxin first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing red tights.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not chop down trees.