Tangofcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous aardvark.

Tangofcet created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tangofcet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tangofcet, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tangofcet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tangofcet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear brown trousers.