Motkemnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome newt.

Motkemnurt created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motkemnurt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motkemnurt, it will try to impress you with trees.

Motkemnurt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Motkemnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Put Motkemnurt first in all things.

3. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Motkemnurt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.