Cubcissdogjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent weasel.

Cubcissdogjarn created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Cubcissdogjarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cubcissdogjarn, he will ignore you.

Cubcissdogjarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cubcissdogjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cubcissdogjarn first in all things.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear orange shirts.