Hogbogyartpomominlist is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic wolf.

Hogbogyartpomominlist created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbogyartpomominlist, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogbogyartpomominlist, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hogbogyartpomominlist's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hogbogyartpomominlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing green shirts and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.