Vadvoghun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful meerkat.

Vadvoghun created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Vadvoghun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadvoghun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vadvoghun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vadvoghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your hands mauve.

4. Never leap in the presence of doves.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.