Tinmifflig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet troll.

Tinmifflig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinmifflig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tinmifflig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tinmifflig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tinmifflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into gray rooms.