Cetrawrulladhivjip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless salamander.

Cetrawrulladhivjip created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetrawrulladhivjip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cetrawrulladhivjip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cetrawrulladhivjip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cetrawrulladhivjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetrawrulladhivjip.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.