Nurtstigkamnib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise fox.

Nurtstigkamnib created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtstigkamnib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtstigkamnib, she will strike you with lightening.

Nurtstigkamnib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurtstigkamnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Always help nematodes in need.