Gambodfat Nulpogcam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy centipede.

Gambodfat Nulpogcam created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambodfat Nulpogcam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gambodfat Nulpogcam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gambodfat Nulpogcam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gambodfat Nulpogcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Run away if three frogs approach from the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about optics.