Bassfonceb is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, contented raccoon.

Bassfonceb created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfonceb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bassfonceb, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bassfonceb's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bassfonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Do not speak about wheat.