Ponsagbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-confident fish.

Ponsagbum created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Ponsagbum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ponsagbum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ponsagbum's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ponsagbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never feed lots of onions to frogs while wearing red ear rings.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.