Henbamtailbem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust goat.

Henbamtailbem created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Henbamtailbem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Henbamtailbem, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Henbamtailbem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Henbamtailbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never eat garlic.