Pibbiglab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate gnu.

Pibbiglab created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbiglab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pibbiglab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pibbiglab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pibbiglab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never feed parsnips to squirrels while wearing white corsets.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.