Tanhubvigkam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless jackal.

Tanhubvigkam created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhubvigkam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tanhubvigkam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tanhubvigkam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tanhubvigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near rats while wearing purple ear rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your feet.