Haplibtal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental deer.

Haplibtal created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haplibtal, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Haplibtal, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Haplibtal's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Haplibtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing blue skirts.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.