Mabcepkamsandfommid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful meerkat.

Mabcepkamsandfommid created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Mabcepkamsandfommid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabcepkamsandfommid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabcepkamsandfommid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mabcepkamsandfommid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Mabcepkamsandfommid six times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.