Rennibceb is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, blissful warg.

Rennibceb created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rennibceb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rennibceb, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rennibceb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rennibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide if six manatees approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Never feed figs to rats while wearing red jumpers.