Gilgiltag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing frog.

Gilgiltag created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gilgiltag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gilgiltag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gilgiltag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gilgiltag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing orange ear rings.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never think about dark energy near otters while wearing cyan trousers and balancing three tin spheres on your feet.

5. Never wear purple coats.