Labdidbin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, vain dolphin.

Labdidbin created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Labdidbin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Labdidbin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Labdidbin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Labdidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing brown stockings and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.