Nelomtcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart fox.

Nelomtcam created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelomtcam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nelomtcam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nelomtcam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nelomtcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Nelomtcam first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Nelomtcam.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never wear gray shirts.