Kipdimbum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow hippopotamus.

Kipdimbum created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdimbum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kipdimbum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kipdimbum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kipdimbum's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your arms.