Cipsomcib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless goblin.

Cipsomcib created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsomcib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cipsomcib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cipsomcib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cipsomcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near grasshopers while wearing purple coats and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

2. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never hop in the presence of doves.

5. Never paint your neck orange.