Fotzodpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate dugong.

Fotzodpop created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotzodpop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotzodpop, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fotzodpop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fotzodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Never feed apples to capybaras while wearing trousers.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.