Tamgedpad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy swallow.

Tamgedpad created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Tamgedpad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamgedpad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tamgedpad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tamgedpad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tamgedpad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Tamgedpad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about nematodes.