Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate dog.

Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Vindunkamvonkarfsatfudfen on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Never hurt hamsters.