Dumbabgen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering otter.

Dumbabgen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dumbabgen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumbabgen, she will turn you into a worm.

Dumbabgen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dumbabgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about bread.