Megranpon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient tapir.

Megranpon created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megranpon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megranpon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megranpon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Megranpon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help birds.