Dossflowlatxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental centipede.

Dossflowlatxem created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossflowlatxem, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dossflowlatxem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dossflowlatxem's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dossflowlatxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not take Dossflowlatxem's name in vain.

5. Respect your elders.