Pitstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, clever centaur.

Pitstrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitstrag, she will cry a lot.

Pitstrag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pitstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Pitstrag loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitstrag.

5. Pray towards the south.